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jesuschrist-:

we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see

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shooshpapping:

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME

SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE

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I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE

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OH

IT’S YOU

(via liquid-pickle)

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dansphalluspalace:

strugglingtobeheard:

thelittlekneesofbees:

kittening:

it looks like someone is flipping a barbie around

all those white girls must feel so shitted on right now

Wow and stuck the landing. Holy shit

what the what.

dansphalluspalace:

strugglingtobeheard:

thelittlekneesofbees:

kittening:

it looks like someone is flipping a barbie around

all those white girls must feel so shitted on right now

Wow and stuck the landing. Holy shit

what the what.

(via liquid-pickle)

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you’re not my dad, you’re my dub step dad. fuck you!!!

(via r2--d2)

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gatsbymovie:

Prepare for the Summer of Gatsby - in theaters May 10! Follow us on Tumblr.

gatsbymovie:

Prepare for the Summer of Gatsby - in theaters May 10! Follow us on Tumblr.

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j8k3:

thepartyrehab:

Blue Moon & Corona Cupcakes.
For the beer cupcakes:
3/4 cups unsalted butter
1-3/4 cup sugar
2-1/2 cup flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
3 eggs, at room temperature
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp orange or lime zest
1 cup Blue Moon or Corona beer, plus more for brushing on tops
1/4 cup milk
Orange/lime wedges and sanding sugar for garnish
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees and line 24 muffin tins with cupcake liners.
In a medium-sized bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.
In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 2-3 minutes.
Add eggs, beating after each addition then add the vanilla and zest.
Combine milk and beer and alternatively add this mixture and the flour mixture to the butter/sugar mixture with the mixer on low speed, starting and ending with the flour. 
Fill the cupcake liners 2/3 full and bake for 18 minutes, or until cake tester comes out clean.
When cupcakes are done, poke holes in the tops of the cupcakes with toothpicks and brush some beer on each while still warm. 
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j8k3:

thepartyrehab:

Blue Moon & Corona Cupcakes.

For the beer cupcakes:

  • 3/4 cups unsalted butter
  • 1-3/4 cup sugar
  • 2-1/2 cup flour
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 3 eggs, at room temperature
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 1/2 tsp orange or lime zest
  • 1 cup Blue Moon or Corona beer, plus more for brushing on tops
  • 1/4 cup milk
  • Orange/lime wedges and sanding sugar for garnish

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees and line 24 muffin tins with cupcake liners.
  2. In a medium-sized bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 2-3 minutes.
  4. Add eggs, beating after each addition then add the vanilla and zest.
  5. Combine milk and beer and alternatively add this mixture and the flour mixture to the butter/sugar mixture with the mixer on low speed, starting and ending with the flour. 
  6. Fill the cupcake liners 2/3 full and bake for 18 minutes, or until cake tester comes out clean.
  7. When cupcakes are done, poke holes in the tops of the cupcakes with toothpicks and brush some beer on each while still warm. 

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(via nutellapinola)

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andrysb24:

idk about anyone of you but I’d buy that card

(via w-e-s-t-l-a-n-d)

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