me on my period
Ah accuracy
M for Menstruation
(via liquid-pickle)
Faux Gilded
Happiness is the only virtue.
bobby fucking hill
this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha
(via self-mastication)
dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro
(via self-mastication)
can apple stop releasing new iphones every three minutes and start making itunes a not so shitty program
(via liquid-pickle)
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
(via aprosamurai)
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
too fucking cute
Cute
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
(via liquid-pickle)
